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Original price was: $16.88.$13.50Current price is: $13.50.For when your cat's judgmental stare isn't enough to motivate you, these pens are. Scribble, scrawl, and maybe even sketch a mouse or two – all with the indifferent grace of your feline overlord. Phrases include: Show me your kitties; Sorry I'm late, my cat was napping on me; Dogs…
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Original price was: $16.88.$13.50Current price is: $13.50.For all your "elevated" thoughts that seem revolutionary until you forget them – here are the pot pens. They're the perfect way to note down those half-baked ideas or grocery runs, minus the actual high.
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Original price was: $16.88.$13.50Current price is: $13.50.You're already nilhilistic with your future, or you haven't taken your antidepressants yet. Regardless, this is the pen set equivalent of throwing a toaster into a bathtub and forgetting to plug it in.
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Original price was: $19.13.$15.30Current price is: $15.30.SET OF 48 COLORED PENCILS – Pre-sharpened for better stabbing…or coloring. We're not liable with what you do with them. Built-in sharpener included. COLOR NAMES YOU WON'T FIND ELSEWHERE- Blue Waffle, Barely Legal Lime, Mentally Ill Mango, Back to the Fuchsia…and more ridiculous colors you won't believe some factory allowed…
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Original price was: $13.50.$10.80Current price is: $10.80.Reflect on the misery that the holiday season brings your life with colors that perfectly compliment it.In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you…
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Original price was: $13.50.$10.80Current price is: $10.80.Aren't you tired of coloring with "blue" or "burnt sienna?" Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old…
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Original price was: $5.63.$4.50Current price is: $4.50.Now in new colors! Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our "Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations" snarky gift bag, made from red Kraft paper with a white ribbon handle. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even…
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Original price was: $5.63.$4.50Current price is: $4.50.Now in new colors! Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our "Just Smile And Say You Love It" snarky gift bag, made from green Kraft paper with a white ribbon handle. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday…
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Original price was: $5.63.$4.50Current price is: $4.50.Now in new colors! Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our "I Tried" snarky gift bag, made from blue Kraft paper with a white ribbon handle. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size…
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Original price was: $5.63.$4.50Current price is: $4.50.Now in new colors! Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our "Don't Get Your Hopes Up" snarky gift bag, made from yellow Kraft paper with a white ribbon handle. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold…
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Original price was: $14.63.$11.70Current price is: $11.70.Looking for a bath bomb that stands out? The Toaster Bath Bomb offers a bold and humorous twist on self-care. This unique bath bomb is perfect for those with a sense of humor, making every soak a memorable experience. Designed as a funny gift, it suits friends and family who…
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Original price was: $5.63.$4.50Current price is: $4.50.Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our "Put Your Weed In Here" snarky gift bag, made from green Kraft paper with a white ribbon handle. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.
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Original price was: $5.63.$4.50Current price is: $4.50.Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our "Definitely Not Weed" snarky gift bag, made from green Kraft paper with a white ribbon handle. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.
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Original price was: $5.63.$4.50Current price is: $4.50.Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our "I'm A Good Friend" snarky gift bag, made from brown Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.
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Original price was: $5.63.$4.50Current price is: $4.50.Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our "Bag Is Shitty, Gift Is Pretty" snarky gift bag, made from brown Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size…
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Original price was: $5.63.$4.50Current price is: $4.50.Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our "Put Your Hand Inside Me" snarky gift bag, made from brown Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.
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Original price was: $5.63.$4.50Current price is: $4.50.Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our "Happy Fucking Birthday" snarky gift bag, made from brown Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.
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Original price was: $46.88.$37.50Current price is: $37.50.Step into a world of playful possibilities with Dreamy Pulse, the cutest handhel unicorn vibrator designed to bring your imagination to life. Its gentle, pulsating rhythms will spark joy and send shivers of delight through your senses. Compact and adorably stylish, Dreamy Pulse is the perfect little companion to brighten…
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Original price was: $100.28.$80.22Current price is: $80.22.Elevate your solo play with our latest men's masturbator! This powerhouse of pleasure offers intense vibration with 3 speeds and 6 patterns. The soft, stretchy, rubber tunnel features a textured interior that grips and massages for an unbeatable experience. Satisfying suction lets you choose between manual or automatic modes, with…
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Original price was: $100.28.$80.22Current price is: $80.22.Struggling to find a toy that combines realism with performance? Meet the Advanced Banger. Designed with a lifelike vulva entrance and a tantalizing textured interior, it redefines intimate satisfaction. Body-safe materials keep you worry-free, while its 5 suction settings combined with 3 speed levels and 6 modes of vibration ensure…
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Original price was: $140.63.$112.50Current price is: $112.50.Transform your pleasure experience with the Advanced Gyroblast Masturbator. This high-tech device features 5 unique sucking modes and 3 thrilling gyrating patterns that work together to deliver mind-blowing satisfaction. Choose from 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vibration to enhance your pleasure even further. The interior sleeve is made from…
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Original price was: $61.18.$48.94Current price is: $48.94.Enhance your pleasure with our cutting-edge C-Ring! Choose from 3 speeds and 7 unique vibration patterns to customize your experience. The self-heating feature warms the ring to a cozy 122°F (50°C) in approximately 15 minutes, amplifying your arousal. Crafted from smooth, body-safe, silky silicone, this C-ring is both comfortable and…
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Original price was: $61.18.$48.94Current price is: $48.94.Enhance your pleasure with our cutting-edge C-Ring! Choose from 3 speeds and 7 unique vibration patterns to customize your experience. The self-heating feature warms the ring to a cozy 122°F (50°C) in approximately 15 minutes, amplifying your arousal. Crafted from smooth, body-safe, silky silicone, this C-ring is both comfortable and…
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Original price was: $26.45.$21.16Current price is: $21.16.Wild fantasies come true with I Dream of MILF’s sexy strokers. Perfect for ultra-life like sensations, each stroker is made from soft, stretchy, and realistic TPE and features a textured shaft for added pleasure and sensation. I Dream of MILF Strokers are available in a variety of colors and shapes.…